The Messytails Liberation Front (MLF) is dedicated to the waging of Eternal Jihad (EJ) against the enemies of diaperfurs everywhere. All our welcome to the movement as long as our rules/lifestyle are adhered to:

1. Pledge yourself body and soul to Messytails by filling your diaper every morning at sunrise.
2. At all times both in this community and outside of it advocate global thermonuclear war.
3. Educate yourself in and practice (this is known as praxis) the Juche ideology.
4. Tag all posts using a series of arcane and incomprehensible rules. FAILURE TO FOLLOW THIS RULE WILL RESULT IN AN IMMEDIATE BAN AND POSSIBLE LEGAL ACTION.

"Strike while the diaper is hot."